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HO HO HO and MERRY MERRY: Decoration Time

Read what's happening with the MAJOR AWARD Christmas production at Grandma's house. Does Grandpa ever come out of the garage? Do they put up the Christmas tree?

Oh by gosh, by golly, it’s time to decorate the yard so jolly. Actually, I wanted to put up the second tree but Grandpa went back out to the garage when I mentioned that. So instead I went to Plan B: decorating the front porch and putting up outside lights. And, if I say so myself, the front porch is really charming with an old-fashioned sled and a wooden Santa. How cute is that, Martha?

Then, luring Grandpa out of the garage with the promise of green bean casserole and a turkey leg (Thanksgiving leftovers), I persuaded him to put lights on the front yard evergreens when he finished his dinner. Don’t worry, no Grandpa elves were injured in this task – we live in a one-story ranch house. With a great Ho, Ho, Ho, I plugged in the lights and ran out to the sidewalk to admire the view.

Oh, oh, not so jolly. Grandpa had apparently, in spring, trimmed one set of bushes a foot shorter than on the other side. Kind of an interesting look though…it makes the house appear to be climbing uphill. Did I mention that he now owes me big time and will be helping set up - TA DA- the second tree very soon? Hmm, maybe we could go to a tree farm and cut our own?    

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Grandma Sue 

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