Crime & Safety

'Deth-picable' Text Creates a Flap

A woman receives a threat that is just kind of daffy. Welcome to OMG PD.

Patch editors around southeastern Wisconsin collect unusual items every week from police reports and criminal complaints. Our weekly compilation is called OMG PD. Click the links for the full story:

They have thumbs?

If it looks like a threat and reads like a threat, it’s a threat.

Worse than No. 1

This kind of vandalism ranks No. 2 on the all-time list.

Saying ‘Simon Says’ also won’t help

“Ma’am I am not, under any circumstances, going to do that.”

Get your, um, money’s worth

Four ladies tried to get the ol’ 1,355-finger discount.

There goes the tip

If hair removal is worth $3,000, how much is smirk removal worth?


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