Cruz Control: government shutdown

With Obama throwing a tantrum about not getting his socialism forced on us with open arms, it looks like he will shutdown the government if the house doesn't pass Harry Reid's illegal bill passed after forcing Ted Cruz to stop talking which is unconstitutional. So we will probably have a shutdown Tuesday at 12:01 AM. Good.

i am looking forward to this for several reasons that will happen right away on Tuesday:

1) Finally the tea party will be in control of the GOP
2) the big government liberals in the GOP like Paul Ryan will finally have to listen to Ted Cruz and make him Speaker of the house next year. 
3) The government will finally be forced to make cuts to its runaway Marxism 
5) Sarah Palin will become more popular
6) Obamacare will be defunded
7) Obamacare will be ruled unconstitutional by SCOTUS after it's mandatory review after a shutdown (little known law in constitution Article 1 Section 8)
8) Obama will have been gloriously defeated by Ted Cruz and will have to completely veto his Obamacare nightmare
9) the GOP will be treated as heroes for shutting down stupid national parks that are socialist recruiting centers
10) Public schools will finally be deunionized
11) Hundreds of thousands of federal employees will lose their jobs
12) the stock market will crash forcing the liberal business owners to pull funding of liberal causes like education and free taco Tuesdays at the House of Reps cafeteira
13) the democrats in the Senate will finally have to kick out Harry Reid. 
14) Joe Biden will be forced to take a pay cut
*NEW*
15) Mitt Romney will become secretary of the interior.
16) Obamacare will not be implemented on Octoberr 1st
17) john McCain will finally apologize to sarah Palin for not letting her be on the top of the ticket. 
18) @R_Jackson1946 will launch 
19) Wisconsin will pass a mining bill
20) Ted Cruz will become the leader of the Senate
21) Rick Perry will remember the 3rd agency he wants to defund
22) jon Huntsman will admit he really is a socialist
23) Rick Santorum will retroactively win Iowa and South Carolina
24) Ron Paul will takeover the FED
25) The FED will be audited
26) the treasury dept will be defunded. 
27) The SEC will investigate the FBI.
28) JM will finally have to take a lie detector test about drone strikes. 
29) Abortions will result in death penalty to preserve the sanctity of life. 

More to come later when I have more time...