WONDER IF THE OLE LADY WILL STICK UP FOR HIM AFTER BEING DUMPED FOR A COUCH

Ha Ha that is funny, got to love the sheep who freak out, maybe jogger wasn't getting any and jealous, who cares if they make out with the couch, too many people freak out about stuff like that, but typical waukesha wanting to milk more money out of people. Always funny to read the crazy stuff that goes on and I would have expected that in other parts of Waukesha :P

BREAKING NEWS – The prosecutor is dropping the charges because it was revealed that the couch is actually a love seat.

BREAKING NEWS - The couch was determined to be under 18 years old and the Waukesha man is now facing felony charges.

JT and other comments Fun-E !!

How do you think it happened? Was he... strollin' down the road and just was overwhelmed with an urge to eff. that. couch? Or do you think he like, drove past it earlier and was like "O hayyyy couch, how you doin?" and made his way on back.

All, this isn't funny, this is how BB is spread (Bed Bugs).

Who knows how many other sofa assault victims are in this man's wake.

There there's a man who likes "more cushion for the pushin'"

I wonder if he had to take the couch out to a nice dinner with drinks beforehand?

"Ork", let's not get too misty eyed here, I would guess the sofa wanted it. I doubt we had a "bring out the gimp" situation here.

"Ork", let's not get too misty eyed here, I would guess the sofa wanted it. I doubt we had a "bring out the gimp" situation here.

I hope he used a slip cover

Breaking news: the couch has nothing to say after the incident however will forever be stained for life.

Nine months from now we'll have a new little footstool.

I don't get it, why can't he just have sex with his own couch like every other red-blooded American? Oh, he's got a wife. Sucker.

Will the couch have to testify at the trial?

Bail conditions include no contact with couches, sofas, love seats, or any other soft, cushioned furniture. The accused is to have no contact with the victim. Seriously, don't we have more serious issues to prosecute? While this is clearly strange behavior, does this guy deserve to have his life ruined for doing something that he clearly did not intend to be seen by any other person? He ran away when approached. It's not like he did this in front of a group of kids waiting for the school bus. Who is the victim here?

OMG!! the officer went that FREAKIN FAR!!! really??? Let it go already. Regardless of the fact he should not hv been doing in public, nobody was hurt. It's obvious he didn't intentionally do it in front of people. And the fact he has a wife, tells U there is a bigger problem if the man is banging the couch. He has a job, so he's not some homeless, always in trouble with the law, crime committing citizen. And the cop sd he saw him thrusting his hips, well if he didn't see the wing ding, how he know he was just doing his hip hop abs work out or something.

I've heard in the case of legitimate couch rapes that the ScotchGuard secretes chemicals to prevent impregnation.

There are several of you....I lost track....who should definitely look into being a stand up comedian! The one liners were excellent! Thanks for the entertainment.

Rather a couch or a dead deer than a child, woman, etc. Big deal. Not hurting anyone.

Please don't say that his job at Country Springs is "room service". Phonetically pronounced "Street Whore" (Streator) !!

Streator was thrusting it between the couch cushions.....
-Guess it depends on what the meaning of "it" is.
-Bill Clinton

if the couch was over 18(which ,being discarded it probably was) and consented,isn't that ok? and a discarded couch wants to feel valued, too(which it was)-- one last fling before oblivion!

For all who are saying it's not a big deal or he didn't mean for anyone to see - I think you are forgetting this was happening on curb at the SIDE OF THE ROAD out in public. If he can't control his urges enough to NOT HAVE SEX WITH A COUCH on the side of the road how on earth can he be trusted to do the right thing in any situation? This is not the type of person we want just roaming around our neighborhoods. Good for the officer for pursuing this to be sure we don't end up with a situation later on where, god forbid, a human was his next assault victim.

Decorated police officer says:I spent my career busting drug dealers, drunk drivers and theives.
Waukesha police officer says: I spent my career following and busting a Guy who was humping a couch, and arresting an elderly woman for not making it across the street before the don't walk sign started flashing.

Pathetic Waukesha police.

Giving my opinion Randy, that's all. Too many tax dollars are wasted on ridiculous crap, like this. Because I cut meat, I can't have a voice? Pretty narrow minded for an elderly guy Randy.

Nothing I said even implied that I was a decorated officer, I'm not sure how you got to that conclusion.

To answer the second part of your question Randy I think you're comparing apples to oranges. These are 2 totally different cases. The man in Waukesha was humping a couch, Dahmer ate people. While both were strange in my book, the severity of each of the crimes was quite different.

I think raped couches have a way of "shutting down"unwanted pregnancy.

next time i go to country inn ill never sit on a couch.

I was married at Country Springs. It will never seem the same. Seriously, I have no idea how the ppolice officer was able to fhase him down, as I would have been laughing so hard that I could not breathe.

It's the way the couch was dressed. The couch was asking for it.

I think it is sad that so many are taking cheap shots at this guy. I am not defending him or his actions. Obviously this man has some problems and needs some help. I also know the fears that his supposed actions instill. But let's have at least a little compassion.

He could have humped something at home.

Ha ha! And there's an ad for a couch at the bottom of this blog area!

...and Oh my God, he picked the ugliest one!

Less of a couch, more of a sexional.

Wonder if he named her "Sophia"??

I like hot girls feet! Should I go to jail for that too?

i love my city

Okay I have to agree Waukesha police go after some minuscule things. But that being said, I don't really think this situation is something to take THAT lightly. I think it's safe to say that a curbside couch in a subdivision is considered in public, displayed where anyone could see it.. And to add to what someone else had said.. who knows if this man has a history of that kind of behavior or worse, a history involving children.. Child pornography, pedophilia, etc. I don't believe this man should in jail - the systems answer to everything - but instead have maybe have a psych eval and definitely some counseling or rehabilitation because there's obviously something going on there.

Also, I would think your wife would feel better than a polyester couch?

SOFA, SO GOOD!

My only question is whether or not the couch had given proper consent. How do we know the sex was consensual?!?

it had cushion for the pushin.....lol

It was sofa-king great!

At least he wasn't a couch potato.lol

Who knows he might have had the morning woods.