OMG PD: The Odd and Odder from Police Reports
Guys are getting into trouble with their girlfriends. Or getting their girlfriends in trouble. Either way, it's time to buy flowers.
It's been immortalized on radio morning shows such as Dave and Carole and Kramp and Adler ... here's this week's installment of strange and incredible suburban crime, OMG PD.
Three’s Company, indeed
Here’s a request you’d better know the answer to before you make it.
But two isn’t enough
Meanwhile, this guy probably could be forgiven if he had sought help from a second female.
Let’s get s’more drugs
The contraband discovered in this baggie wasn’t exactly Pineapple Express.
Nerds shall rule the world
This could be the plot for the pilot episode of “CSiPhone.”
One word: Decaf
So much anger! All around suburban Milwaukee, folks are headbutting clerks, throwing price scanners and punching people in the face.
But in Wauwatosa …
They’re not angry. Just relatively inept.
And on the North Shore …
They’re acting like a bunch of animals.
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The above items are from reports from local police departments. In all incidents where an arrest occurred, a charge is merely an accusation and not evidence of guilt. The arrested person is presumed innocent until proven guilty in a court of law.
