It's been immortalized on radio morning shows such as Dave and Carole and Kramp and Adler ... here's this week's installment of strange and incredible suburban crime, OMG PD.

Freeze, Gopher!

You gotta fall back on superior firepower, and superior intelligence.

If Clint Eastwood made pancakes

Mom always said breakfast is the most important meal of the day.

Time for a game of “Sorry”

This version of Monopoly should have a “Stay in Jail Free” card.

Real-life slow-motion

Did you ever wonder what it would be like to watch your car get stolen? It’s about like this.

Takes one to know one

Who, exactly, is the “horrible person” here?

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The above items are from reports from local police departments. In all incidents where an arrest occurred, a charge is merely an accusation and not evidence of guilt. The arrested person is presumed innocent until proven guilty in a court of law.