OMG PD: The Odd and Odder from Police Reports
Tough-guy behavior appears in various forms through this week's collection of odd crime suburban news. If you consider greenskeeper Carl Spackler tough, that is.
You gotta fall back on superior firepower, and superior intelligence.
If Clint Eastwood made pancakes
Mom always said breakfast is the most important meal of the day.
Time for a game of “Sorry”
This version of Monopoly should have a “Stay in Jail Free” card.
Did you ever wonder what it would be like to watch your car get stolen? It’s about like this.
Takes one to know one
Who, exactly, is the “horrible person” here?
The above items are from reports from local police departments. In all incidents where an arrest occurred, a charge is merely an accusation and not evidence of guilt. The arrested person is presumed innocent until proven guilty in a court of law.