If you think nothing interesting ever happens in the burbs, think again. Patch is highlighting some of the more unusual crime news from throughout southeastern Wisconsin in our feature, "OMG PD."

Beware of seat belt chafing

If this SUV is rockin’ … it should be pulled over before it causes an accident.

It’s all about customer service

Well of course Patch obtained a full-length photo of the guy in a dress who tried to rob a bank.

Speaking of customer service

An unhappy diner at George Webb’s in Port Washington just walked out. The guy at the Oak Creek Denny’s probably wishes he had.

Shoulda gone to Denny’s first

There are better ways than this to add leafy greens to your diet.

What about the guy on the other side?

It’s one thing to pick a fight with your neighbor. It’s another thing when the neighbor is a cop.

Did we say customer service?

OMG PD is pleased to provide you a second link to a cross-dressing law-breaker at no extra charge.

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The above items are from reports from local police departments. In all incidents where an arrest occurred, a charge is merely an accusation and not evidence of guilt. The arrested person is presumed innocent until proven guilty in a court of law.