If you think nothing interesting ever happens in the burbs, think again. Patch is highlighting some of the more unusual crime news from throughout southeastern Wisconsin in our feature, "OMG PD."

Garage banned

Patch often reports tales of residents having things stolen from their garage. Rarely do items travel the other direction.

No, you can’t call me later with your one call

You’ve heard of speed dating. A Menomonee Falls man has now created speed failing at dating.

Fifty Shades of Stupid

When the cops locate you with one hunch and one clue, you haven’t covered your tracks well. Possibly because you haven’t tried.

Yes, I can hear you now

When you drink too much, you lose your cell phone. When you lose your cell phone, you end up screaming hysterically under a pool table. Don’t end up screaming hysterically under a pool table.

Not sure which decision is worse

Arsenio Hall of Los Angeles will host another late-night talk show beginning in 2013. Arsenio Hall of Oak Creek, WI will not.

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The above items are from reports from local police departments. In all incidents where an arrest occurred, a charge is merely an accusation and not evidence of guilt. The arrested person is presumed innocent until proven guilty in a court of law.